Every week, rolls the dice to bring you an obscure slice of gaming history, from lost gems to weapons grade atrocities. This week, he's sorely in need of a palate cleansing after five hours of tedium. Desk Space Full.

And you know it's bad when you resort to this to wash away unwanted memories. On a day with Skyrim, Saints Row 3 and the Tribes Ascend beta on my PC, do you know what I wasted about five hours of my precious existence playing? That's right - the new Jurassic Park game. Well, it claims to be a 'game', though I argue that 'Jurassic Park: The Vaguely Interactive Machinima That's Suspiciously Like Aliens For Some Strange Reason' would have been almost as snappy.

Did I like it? Do I recommend it? Only if you're planning a time capsule full of warnings to the future. Honestly, we sent this kind of interactive movie the way of smallpox for a reason. Instead, how about taking a look back at something a bit closer to what the Jurassic Park movie deserved. Something innovative. Something ambitious.

Something not shit. Trespasser is definitely two of the three. See if you can guess which two. Even if you've never played or seen a picture of Trespasser, you probably know it's name.

Fifteen years later, Jurassic Park: Trespasser still seems to bring out the dreamer in game developers. It's largely forgotten today, but there was a time whe. Jurassic Park Trespasser Free Download for PC is a video game which was released in 1998 for Microsoft Windows after much hype and anticipation.

It's one of the great failures of PC gaming, to the point that while it was actually highly anticipated during development, the only thing sparing its name actually meaning failure, is that it's busy being 'noun: someone who intrudes on the privacy or property of another without permission'. Few others have hit these lows.

Legends in disgrace, every one of them. It's the right kind of failure though, a game that may have shot for the stars only to hit its own feet, but at least a game with high enough aspirations to try. To give at least some credit, many of its ideas were even still innovative six years later, when Half-Life 2 became the first mainstream hit to embrace things like physics puzzles, even if there are reasons people decided it could keep many of the others. It's also notable for being one of the few Jurassic Park games to understand the appeal of the franchise, even if it fell far short.